Roboticisms

Roboticism can be defined as a humorous lesson, quote, or advice.

Patience is a virtue

Duct tape and hair DO NOT mix!

(Thanks for the bald spot, Joey!)

After 6 weeks of working on a robot, all I have to say is, "I, I, I, Just, Just, Just, Don't, I, I, Ugh!!"

How do you say robot backwards?

~robot backwards

What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

~a milk dud

What did Tennessee?

~what Arkansas

When all else fails, use a bigger hammer.

They said I have ADD, but they just don't understand

Oh look! A chicken!

What if the hokey pokey is what is all about?

Why is six afraid of seven?

~because 7 "ate" 9

What do you call a boomerang that won't work?

~a stick

When I'm alone I like to Google myself.

A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happened upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing.

The tribesman began to speak..."woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h."

"That's amazing," exclaimed the father.

"You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground?"

"No" said the old tribesman. "They just ran over me five minutes ago!"

Lantern...

In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court. At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed. "Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. "You did superbly under cross-examination." "Thanks," he said, "but he sure had me worried." "How's that?" the lawyer asked. "I was afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!"